The narrator of this extraordinary tale is a man in search for truth. He answers an ad in a local newspaper from a teacher looking for serious pupils, only to find himself alone in an abandoned office with a full-grown gorilla who is nibbling delicately on a slender branch. "You are the teacher?" he asks incredulously. "I am the teacher," the gorilla replies. Ishmael is a creature of immense wisdom and he has a story to tell, one that no other human being has ever heard. It is a story that extends backward and forward over the lifespan of the earth from the birth of time to a future there is still time save. Like all great teachers, Ishmael refuses to make the lesson easy; he demands the final illumination to come from within ourselves. Is it man's destiny to rule the world? Or is it a higher destiny possible for him-- one more wonderful than he has ever imagined?
Drifter Surf offers returns, refunds and/or exchanges if there is a change of mind or if the garment is faulty beyond repair.
Our return and exchange policy is valid for 14 days from the day your item arrives. If 14 days have passed since your purchase, unfortunately, we can no longer offer you a refund, exchange or credit note.
To be eligible for a refund, exchange or credit note please read the following instructions:
Email our team at firstname.lastname@example.org and explain your issue or take a photo of the item.
Wait for a confirmation email regarding your issue.
Once you have received confirmation, the item(s) can be posted back but must be unused with garment tags still attached, in the original packaging and packing slip invoice included.
Once your returned item has been checked and accepted, you will receive an email confirmation.
Returned items are eligible for a full refund, exchange or credit on the site, please specify what option you would like to proceed with.
Refunds, exchanges and credit notes can take up to 14-days to be issued.
Any returned items that are damaged, soiled or altered may not be accepted and may be sent back to the customer.
Customers are responsible for all shipping and handling charges for the refunded item.